Britain has the chance to register its political preference
by choosing its favourite party political e-liquid.
Totally Wicked, one of the UK’s biggest independent
e-cigarette and e-liquid companies, has released the General Election e-liquids
with each of the five representing the major parties tussling for control of
the county.
Five party leaders are represented, with Cameron's
Eton Mess, Miliband's Rocky Red, Clegg's Blueberry Coalition Crumble, Bennett's
Green Deal and Farage's Lunchtime Tipple.
And best of all vapers can vote on their favourite to
be added permanently to Totally Wicked’s range.
While initially sceptical about using an e-liquid to
determine the future of the country I soon came round to the idea.
I mean, it’s just as good as voting.
The way things are at the moment some grubby deal
between two or more parties means they’ll soon be reneging on their manifesto
promises.
So, why not just sit back and vape until it’s all
over?
Cameron's Eton Mess
The current PM's old school was the starting point
for this one, and with it tradition, the sound of leather on willow, summer
days, and strawberries and cream.
This e-liquid is based on a British classic fresh
strawberries, sweet meringue, and lashings of clotted cream.
Miliband's Rocky Red
Being leader of the opposition is often described as
worst the job in British politics, so where better to escape to for a break
than the great British seaside?
Famous not just for being a great holiday
destination, but also for hosting many party conferences, the seaside was the
inspiration.
It is minty and fruity, with a hint of pear drops,
but no trace of bacon.
Clegg's Blueberry Coalition Crumble
Cleggie is known to enjoy a blueberry vape, so here
it is, plus shortcake and vanilla tones.
I was tempted to mix it with Cameron’s Eton Mess for
a real coalition of flavours, but knowing the flip-flopping Lib Dems, I imagine
this would mix equally well with Miliband’s Rocky Red.
Farage's Lunchtime Tipple
We all know Nigel Farage likes his ciggies and a
pint; now it turns out he’s also a vaper.
A full tobacco flavour with a dash of beer, topped
off with a note of espresso is what UKIP vapers can look forward to.
Proving the PM wrong, there is not a hint of
fruitcake in this.
Bennett's
Green Deal
I wrongly expected this to be mung bean and lentil
flavoured, with a hint of sandal and beard.
But thankfully
this e-liquid is more palatable than your average Earth Day crustie on the
third day of an open air festival.
An e-liquid to
revive the spirits of any eco warrior, made with an interesting combination of
gooseberries and kiwi with a hint of menthol.
Fraser
Cropper, Totally Wicked MD, said: "Vapers are very politically aware so it
will be interesting to see how they cast their votes.
“Will they opt
for an e-liquid associated to a party that has supported the cause of vaping or
will they be tribal and stick to another party irrespective of its views on
vaping?”
Follow the
e-liquid election on Twitter with the hashtag #liquiddemocracy
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